January 2010
790 posts
Alderaan was celebrating New Years when Tarkin blew them to bits. Gave a whole new meaning to “watching the ball drop.”
Be sure to tip your Imperial waitress, I’ll be here all night!
December 2009
20 posts
Boba Fett of course, what are you supposed to be? “Raggedy Andy”Get the fuck out of my bounty hunter meeting! http://bit.ly/5jUyxa
I am getting the strangest urge to dip my penis in white chocolate.
I will be in my room for days. http://www.asylum.com/2009/12/28/the-sexiest-magazine-covers-of-2009/
Merry Sithmas to you and yours!
“What to my wondering eyes would I spy, But a speeder-sleigh, being pulled by eight ghost Jedi” - http://bit.ly/92Pu4V
Leave them to me. I will deal them myself - http://bit.ly/5j4smZ
Judge Wapner lost his only fan. fifteen minutes..fift..fifteen minutes to judge wapner. http://snurl.com/ttfx3
Taking a shower with no water pressure is like fucking a loose goat, the job gets done but its not as satisfying.
Palpatine always said the Dark Side was all-powerful, but truly, it had nothing on her - http://bit.ly/93b752
Someone ask @FernandoDANTE if he thinks being blocked from my tweets makes me more or LESS funny than I used to be.
http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/12/20/actress-brittany-murphy-dies-at-32/
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Stop-clapping-after-the-usher-speaks-at-the-movies-you-DBAG/211731901031?ref=mf
BET should remake “How I Met Your Mother” but call it “How I Met Your Moms Yo”
She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid. - http://bit.ly/8r6fQX
Funny thing about that deal I made with Calrissian… it was never notarized.
http://twitpic.com/sbgl4 - My Christmas decorations are now complete! -
http://snurl.com/tjxeh They should let a overly feminine male covered in glitter perform a phlebotomy on this girl or just get adam lambert